Patient 1: “How are you feeling?”
Patient 2: “How do I fail?”
Patient 1: “You look very nice.”
Patient 2: “I fell in a blue alamo.”
Month: April 2015
Motivational Speakers
“We should go on the road and teach people to get the worm not dream the worm.”
Covered Wagon
“Can you get me a drink out of that covered wagon over there.”
Day Savers
“These cheese are not day savers.”
Open Your Eyes
“Open your eyes and see what you see.”
Swense
“Boy, I got my swense today.”
Forta Torta
“I have to go back to the forta torta.”
Up Up and Away
“Kick her butt up up and away.”
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