Sinking in the Wind

Nurse: “How are you today?”

Patient: “Slowly sinking into the wind.”

Forest of Love

Nurse: “Thank you for being my love.”

Patient: “Well, I feel a lot of ways in that forest.”

“Who left that door open? I’m going to find them and rub blisters on their butt with my foot.”

“You’re not Dorothy, you’re lost in horseshit.”

“Will you go with me to shock the day with gusto and meaning.”

“You’re not doing anything but feeding me a charged particle.”

“I’m on my way from coming up through the north of screw you.”