Nurse: “You’re my favorite snugglebug.”
Patient: “You’re the curse of mankind.”
Curse of Mankind
Nurse: “You’re my favorite snugglebug.”
Patient: “You’re the curse of mankind.”
Month: March 2015
Clucking
“I was down on the ground clucking in circles.”
Quiet Manner
Nurse: “Is that folded well enough?”
Patient: “It’s off in a quiet manner.”
Little Flowers
“Did you see the little flowers that fly in Florida?”
Crusty
“You’re the only sweet one. Everyone else is crusty.”
Shut Up
“Shut up and look into the bear poop.”
Truck Liver
“Those trucks are always blue and they feed them to my liver.”
Sit Around
“I’ve got to sit around for a while with my bones.”
Frog Toast
“I’m so frustrated right now I’ll simmer on frog toast.”
Buffoon
“You get your buffoon to sing your excuses.”
I Love You
“I don’t think about it too deep and hard, when I love you I just do.”
Sometimes
Nurse: “How are you today?”
Patient: “Sometimes on the floor.”
Fortune
“That’s a nice little fortune in your car when you sing my name.”
Sausage
“The first two sausages are small huge ducks.”
Real Mom
Nurse: “You ready for a nice warm shower?”
Patient: “No, I don’t have to. You’re not my real mom.”
Sandwich
“Hold the sandwich between your feet so I can cut my teeth.”
Bull Heat
“You have to turn the babies whe the bull makes heat.”
Morning
“There’s too much morning in this morning.”
Angle
“That’s a bear angle.”
DSP
“You have DSP: dipshit sensory perception.”
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