“I’m a little bit spare on the road.”
Spare
“I’m a little bit spare on the road.”
Month: February 2015
Out of Sequence
“She’s out of sequence, choking sadder.”
Basement
“Mother, will you come and show me to the basement to hell?”
Cold Hands
Nurse: “Your hands are cold.”
Patient: “I’ve been in a dishwasher all day.”
River Cheese
“The cheese is down the river.”
Weird Men
“I like weird men and good looking clothes.”
Swing it In
“If you have six of something you swing it in.”
Brain on Top
“The brain sitting on top of it got carried away.”
Take Care of You
“Your son told me to take care of you so I’m going to poke you until you’re in the garbage.”
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