“It tastes terrible in the shade.”
Shade
“It tastes terrible in the shade.”
Month: February 2015
Oil the Crane
“I don’t know if you’re friend enough to want to oil the crane.”
$600 Pill
“I feel like giving you a $600 pill to buy toast.”
Raspy Carrier
“I can never get the recipe for raspy carrier.”
Tullah Blue
“I’m a beautiful tullah blue in the margins.”
You’re my Mess
“You’re where I go to make a mess of everything.”
Three Lunches
“I already had three lunches this morning.”
Crackzy
“The only thing that can be done is wavy and crackzy.”
Little Stumpers
“These little stumpers are really getting into Dad’s environment.”
Love Laces
“We’re lost friends with love laces on.”
Catharsis
“Your catharsis is beyond device.”
Crumbling
“You’re crumbling gently.”
Chicken in January
“You fly like a chicken in January.”
On the Rod
“That works on the rod but not in the store.”
Yellow
“I’m going to yank all the yellow out of the why.”
Downy Rose
“Will you remember me in my downy rose?”
Charm
“If you’re going to lose it you might as well do it with some charm.”
Bad Tooth
“You smell like a bad tooth contest.”
Rattle the Ages
“Well, aren’t you Miss Gloomy Doomsday come to rattle the ages.”
Daisy
“The white light rode a beast named Daisy.”
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