“Sell your bick in a butt stick.”
Sell Your Bick
“Sell your bick in a butt stick.”
Month: January 2015
Whoosh Outside
“If I go outside it’ll flip me upside down in a whoosh of copper.”
Bonk
“Bonk! See, I’m awake without socks.”
Sunberry
“If I give you my beam will you be my sunberry?”
Fresher Next Door
“I don’t like killing either but it sure smells better next door.”
Fat Face
“Your fat face holds the bones in, let me kiss it.”
Pain Train
Nurse: “Are you in pain?”
Patient: “The train came back.”
Darling Imitation
“You are the most darling imitation of my mother.”
Heart Attacks
Nurse: “Do you like hugs?”
Patient: “Only like halos and heart attacks.”
Out of the Kiss
“We came right out of the kiss and into the shimpy mustard.”
Sweet Candy
“I have low glutes and I need sweet candy.”
Hoppy
“You’re getting hoppy all over the place.”
Cream Split
“Anybody who dumps you in the cream is ready to split, split.”
Person State
“It’s a human person and an entire state.”
Piglay
“Who holds you in the eye of the piglay?”
Cold Pudding
“Your pudding is too cold to launch.”
Burning Brains
“Someone with burning brains is going to have to pick that up.”
Eat, Draw
“If I can eat it, you can draw it.”
Munsoned
“I don’t want to get Munsoned away.”
Wild Shrub
“She looks like she’s working like a wild shrub.”
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