True Colors

“I love you in total color.”

Clue Clock

“You don’t have a clue about clue clocking.”

Sauce

Nurse: “Does your knee hurt?”

Patient: “It’s a sauce.”

Thumbs

“No, I don’t want you to style my thumbs.”

Lamp People

“They really are lamp people.”

Heavenly Buzz

“What got them into heaven, their little buzz, buzz, buzz?”

Toast

“Maybe you blacked out and ate toast.”

In the Round

“Would you mind shoving it in the round?”

12 Feet

“All he’s ever done is push things 12 feet.”

Peanut Sylvan

“I’m ready to be drifting in peanut sylvan.”

Eggs

“Blue goes in, eggs go out.”

Brazilian Agencies

“You people and your Brazilian fart agencies are doing a great job.”

Double Check

“Check your labia twice before you put it on.”