Nurse: “Would you yell at me for playing ball in the house?”
Patient: “No, I think the lemur would get you first.”
Month: September 2014
God Snack
“I think he is begging for God and a snack.”
Breakfast
“Do you eat sunshine for breakfast?”
Moxy
“I kissed my moxy til it turned green.”
Outhouses
“Are the Catholics still using outhouses?”
Morning
“Good morningful!”
Knockers
“I’d like to know what’s going on inside your little knockers.”
Clones & Kings
“We’re not exactly clones and kings.”
In Heaven
“You know what I’m going to do when I get to heaven? I’m going to open a big ole whorehouse. I’ve already started taking reservations.”
Wobbly Eyes
“You’re so sparkly my eyes have gone wobbly.”
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