“A good pig is a good tooth.”
Pig
“A good pig is a good tooth.”
Month: July 2014
Bubbly Stuff
You have more inborn bubbly stuff than anyone I know.”
Horse Theif
“Do you live on the same street as the horse thief? You live on the horse thief?”
Twice
“He apoosed it twice.”
Bumps
“You got bumps! They’re pretty nice.”
Walrus Sniffles
“Can you hold this [silverware] while the walrus sniffles?”
Hippie
“Is my hippie in the way?”
Next Week
Nurse: “Can I get you something?
Patient: “A woman for next week.”
Frenchmen
Patient: “Have you seen my daughter?”
Nurse: “No, not today.”
Patient: “You know where she is? She’s across the bay. She finds those Frenchmen pretty damn interesting.”
Western Union Woman
Patient: “Were you here last year?”
Nurse: “Yes I was.”
Patient: “Then you were here when all the women busted out.”
Nurse: “I don’t remember that.”
Patient: “Well, I Western Unioned them all across the street.”
Favorite Green
“You’re my favorite kind of green.”
Heart String
“I have a special string in my heart for you, don’t think I don’t.”
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