The Gourdman

“Sword, the tordman, the gourdman, they just leak.

Lazy

“I’m lazy about you.”

Hothead

“What kind of heatball did you get in your hair?”

Bone & Roast

“She got it in the bone and it turned to roast.”

House Juice

“Can you juice the house with a house?”

Betsy Bison

“Son of a bitch of Betsy Bison.”