“If I had thunder tubs I’d help you.”
Thunder Tubs
“If I had thunder tubs I’d help you.”
“If I had thunder tubs I’d help you.”
“Will you write me some love letters to put me to sleep?’
“This fella looks comfortable, like a hammock in a basket.”
“Those germs just reached up and hit me in the face.”
“I think you have to go to mad 8 before I can be satisfied.”
“Maybe you can put your German passenger back on.”
“There’s something funny about my mouth on Sunday.”
“What, your name is Bite Any Banana?”
“I’m gonna get 2 giddy up things. I’m gonna feed ’em. Them I’m gonna pump ’em. Then I’m gonna put ’em in your mailbox.” -said to me as she hands me her shoe laces.
“Mr. Fritch told me to kiss you. But I think he should do it himself.”
“No teeth, no germs, no nothin’ on a bad toilet.”
“We might have to swim underneath that potato chip.”
“I’ve had nothing but lavender rain all my life.”
Nurse: “Have I told you lately that I love you?”
Patient: “Please don’t do that. I’ve lost three men already this month.”
“I can’t see the flowers growing.”
“I was going to ask you about the government taking hold of my toilet.”
“Did you set any limericks out for the milk man?”
“These owls are from the delicate little storm around my neck.”