Baboon Paper

“I’ve flattened a whole life of baboon paper.”

How many times?

“How many times do I have to tell you twice, 13?”

Interference

“Should you have the interference with the mashed potatoes?”

Broken African

“She broke her krouty African.” -pointing to her shoulder

Grandma Goat

“I walked in on my grandmother changing into a goat.”

Cold coffee

“This coffee is cold as grass.”