“I hope you go home and itch until you find the ocean.”

“I can dance but I can’t add up this bill.”

“We’ll go along, I’ll give you a turd, walking in a winter wonderland.”

“I dance when I get kissed.”

“I gotta go clean my boobs, they feel like Shemp.”

“Bring me a wet dictionary.”

“Get up and piss me something.”

“She couldn’t get wallpaper out of a man.”

“I don’t understand things in the dark as easy as things that fly with farts.”

“I’m losing my soul to the seat cushion.”

“You get around and all I get is this dusty old Frigidair on my knees.”

“I give up; I’m going to start making my gravy suit.”

“She’s down with postcards of cole slaw.”