“God Bless America, land that I love. Stand beside her and fix her with liquor.”
God Bless America
“God Bless America, land that I love. Stand beside her and fix her with liquor.”
Month: November 2012
Tires
“I forgot to put tires on my boobs.”
Television Star
“I’d like to be on television with you.”
Makin’ it
Patient 1: “Fake it til you make it”
Patient 2: “What time is naked?”
Nurse Dreamcatcher
Patient: “I had a terrible dream. I didn’t know anybody. Is there something wrong with me?”
Nurse: “I’m here to help you remember.”
Patient: “That’s good. I don’t like this dream.”
Nurse: “I’m your nurse dreamcatcher. I will take those bad dreams away and throw them into the sun.”
Patient: “This dream is getting better already.”
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