Archive | May 2012


Nurse: “Come over here and sit with me?”

Patient: “You shut your mouth.”

Nurse: “What did I do?”

Patient: “Oh well, I thought you were pulling sugarcubes.”

“There’s an older man sitting out there in the roller park. His face looks like a train. Could you tell him to go away? And by the way, I didn’t want to alarm you, but he’s dead. I don’t know how he found out where I was. I guess dead men with train faces can find anyone.”