“I don’t know any stories, but I do know Carol.”
“I don’t know any stories, but I do know Carol.”
Month: May 2012
A conversation with herself
“I put her in a different body”
“Put me back in my body.”
“It feels awful. I have no body.”
“I’d feel better in another body.”
“Is my knife the answer?”
“Let’s go to work and drink some milk with my hearing aids.”
“You know, places like Germany, Sweden, and France are pretty high up with their bee hives. And you come out, the table covered, a whole spread. Then we came home and some guy who stole my television didn’t know how high up I was in Germany. It means something.”
“Come on lady, let me give you a fancy face.”
“If you give me a lump on the head, I’ll give you a pillow.”
“Get me some water to get the whale. I need a wheelbarrow filled with water. I can’t fly this by myself.”
Conversations
Patient 1: “You must have pigs in your ear.”
Patient 2: “Just a drink maybe.”
Patient 1: “That explains the rain.”
Nurse’s Quote
“Sometimes the business of medicine gets in the way of the process of nursing. During these times, I remember the moments when a patient smiled just because I was holding their hand. And it all seems worthwhile.”
“I like you, you’re dark in the head. No one likes a monster’s personality.”
“I think I ate Mother’s horse. If I try I’m a human being.”
“I’m a coldy batty like hatty daddy.”
“Your dancing needs more pepper and jelly.”
“Are you ready for some donuts with some life to ’em? These glazed babies will raise the dead.”
“Shut up or I’m gonna kick your butt bucket.”
“Yeah, I guess I am feisty. But only because you’re full of shit.”
“I think she’s more of a witch than you are. She just wishes things to her and steals them from me.”
“Don’t drink the candy. It’s sleeping with the wrong girl.”
“She went south for the winter with the rest of the birds. When the river curves she’ll be back.”
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