“Can I kiss you so that I can see if I’m still alive?”
“Can I kiss you so that I can see if I’m still alive?”
Month: April 2012
“I’m really glad you’re here, because I can’t hug you when you’re not.”
“They only locked me in here because I farted.”
“What’s that perfume you’re wearing, One Night In Newport?”
“You’re so full of shit and sugar. All you ever want to do is steal my blood.”
“Sometimes I dance when I eat pancakes.”
“You have a face that deserves its own breakfast cereal.”
“Could you push me down the road and love me the way I am?”
“He’s a fine gentleman, but he stole my nose.”
“I love you, but I really don’t know why”
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