“It’s a good day to get inside some fish heads.”
In the Nut
“She gave me a butt in the nut.”
Tulip
“Do you want to apprehend that tulip?”
The Pokey Prince
Patient: I want to go to the library.
Nurse: What book do you want to read?
Patient: The pokey one.
Nurse: What’s it about?
Patient: A dog that lives behind the library
Nurse: What’s the dogs name?
Patient: Pokey!
Nurse: What does pokey do?
Patient: He bites people and eats bookworms.
Nurse: Who wrote it?
Patient: I did. Just now.
Nurse: Now I can’t wait to read it.
Hunger
Patient makes magic noises while waving her fingers: “there’s joy in hunger”
Fried Spirit
“Something about you belongs with the fried spirit people.”
Farmland
“I tried to cross the desert so I could see the farmland.”
Dew
“You are the dew on my rain flowers.”
Quack
“I got to pull on my duck but not sure I can make him quack.”
Orange Blossom
“I’m going get an orange blossom and plant it for your glory, my spiced friend.”
Lamb
“You’re as pretty as a lamb on the hillside.”
Salmon
“But nothing beats the United States of salmon”
Big Words
“Those are some big words. You should put them on your shoes and polish them.”
Swiss Moon
“Does Switzerland have a moon? If it does, I love you to Switzerland and back.”
Friends
Nurse- “I’m glad you’re my friend.”
Patient- “Friends are like brothers without snowshoes.”
Young
Patient: “You young things always take good care of me.”
Nurse: “I’m not so young these days.“
Patient: “You’re young in my heart.”
Eyebrows
Patient 1: “That girl has a busy life.”
Patient 2: “No she doesn’t, she just has busy eyebrows.”
Hump Day
Nurse: Happy hump day, Love.
Patient: Oh yeah, who are we humping?
Bad Omen
“I’m watching your ears wiggle, if your right foot claps, it’s a bad omen.”
Worker Bees
“Don’t let your worker bees lose their spots.”
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