Specific Problems

Patient: “Can you help me?”

Nurse: “What’s wrong?”

Patient: “Everything.”

Nurse: “Can you be more specific so I know how to help you?”

Patient: “It’s death. I don’t know how to do it.”

Arkansas In It

Nurse: “I’ve got you captive for hugs.”

Patient: “I’ve got you as an audience.”

Nurse: “You sure do.”

Patient: “Let’s put it a little Arkansas in it.”