“I’ve been in my family my whole life.”
Shape up
“If my husband doesn’t shape up I’m going to give him all the fingers.”
Ahead of time
“You’re two years ahead of the way you talk about people.”
Ribbon Cloud
“Well hello Big Daddy, I think you broke it to the ribbon cloud.”
Jelly Face
“I’m going to fill your face with jelly so you can be pretty again.”
Lucky Leopard
Patient: “Help! I need help.”
Nurse: “What do you need?”
Patient: “I need something that can turn me into my neck.”
Nurse: “Do you have a sore throat?”
Patient: “Yes. And a leopard named Lucky.”
Toss the baby
“Can yo toss me that baby, I’ve got to make some changes.”
