Archive | September 2015

Butter Toast

“Melt your butter on my toast, you jerks.”

Stand With Me

“Who wants to stand with me against wheelchairs that don’t go.”

Specific Problems

Patient: “Can you help me?”

Nurse: “What’s wrong?”

Patient: “Everything.”

Nurse: “Can you be more specific so I know how to help you?”

Patient: “It’s death. I don’t know how to do it.”